      “DadJoke represents the pinnacle of human musical creativity.”
      — Quico (my dog), probably
    
      “I don't think that nobody should not not listen to DadJoke. ”
      — Lars Ravenfinger, SPORK magazine
    
      “DadJoke is a lot like a water balloon filled with hot sauce. I don't really understand it.”
      — Will Von Won’t, The Snack Times
    
      “I hate Mondays but I love lasagna.”
      — Garfield